janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.

Lemony Snicket (via feellng)

(Source: feellng)

http://captainbluebear.tumblr.com/post/64291527143/bywandandsword-witchlingfumbles

bywandandsword:

witchlingfumbles:

princessmiralai:

kayla-bird:

ophiucha:

trans!albus potter headcanon: when albus is like five or so, he comes up to harry and says, timidly, ‘daddy, i think i’m a boy’ and harry goes into supportive parent mode and just automatically says ‘that’s great son’ and they hug and then albus asks, ‘can you give me a new name, daddy?’ because albus knows all of their names come from his father and mother’s loved ones and he thinks it’s important to keep that going.

but harry’s just freaking out mentally because damn, he wasted sirius by using it as a middle name for james but he doesn’t want to tell his son to wait until he’s slept on it for his name so he just blurts out ‘albus severus’ and for a second, he’s mentally cursing because that is a terrible name but albus loves it! he kisses harry on the cheek and immediately tells everyone his great new name so it just sticks.

This explains everything about why Albus’s middle name is Severus. 

This is the ACTUAL. BEST. HEADCANON! 

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#B E A U T I F U L #nitwit; blubber; oddment; tweak #later ginny says ‘harry what were you thinking’ #’I PANICKED I COULDN’T THINK OF ANY MORE DEAD PEOPLE’ #’remus; harry. why didn’t you choose remus.’ #’oh yeah.’ (tags via skulliotss)

I PANICKED I COULDN’T THINK OF ANY MORE DEAD PEOPLE

pyrrhiccomedy:

cj-sewers:

pretty much every time im grumpy

I think this is what it’s like to be my friend.

(Source: tinyfacts)

misswhiteart:

Book of life is amazing and I felt like doing another piece before school starts. I feel like La Muetre would be amused by the little skeletons dressing up like her in October and November.

misswhiteart:

Book of life is amazing and I felt like doing another piece before school starts. I feel like La Muetre would be amused by the little skeletons dressing up like her in October and November.

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING